3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy

Title: 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy

Director: Christopher Suen

Writers: Stephen Shiu, Stephen Shiu, Jr., & Mark Wu

Cast: Hiro Hayama, Saori Hara, Lan Yan, Yonni Lui

Min: 129 min



Wei Yangsheng (Hiro Hayama) falls for the stunning Tie Yuxiang. He wins her hand in marriage, but the sex they have is poor as he cums too fast. He tries to find more sexual gratification, but ends up losing her. He is determined to find the ultimate sexual pleasure, one that he can use on her. But, soon he finds himself in a shitload of trouble from the film's main villain.



3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy was a huge hit in it's homeland of China, where it out-grossed Avatar. I have never seen and really have no desire to see that Cameron movie. But, this one I been wanting to see since I first heard about it. I attended a screening, in 3D, last night and greatly enjoyed it.



Despite being over 2 hours long, you never feel it. Honestly, I was shocked to find out how long it was. The movie is such an honest-to-god good time that it feels much, much shorter. The plot is much more involved than you may think this type of movie would have. I tried to keep the plot details to minimum cause I think it's best not know much about it before going in.



It has quite a bit of action, but it's also really funny. And, it seems to not take itself to seriously. That said, there are moments of rape, torture, and violence, that give the movie the type of edge that only Asian cinema could have. There are amputations, decapitation, castration, and bloody squibs to keep the plasma flowing.



The CGI is OK, but it honestly fits the feel of the movie. While, the 3D isn't as good as as say Final Destination 5 it does add tremendously to the fun of it. Seeing a close-up of jiggling boobs in 3D is quite the happy experience!



Which brings me to the big question: is it sexy? Well, hells yeah, it is! There is a plethora of absolutely beautiful Asian women. All of them get naked at some part in the film. No Asian-genre porno that I have ever seen has this amount of spectacular boobs, all natural, by the way. I'm sure there is some record for that this movie set. Throw in lots of sex and some lesbianism and your dick will be quite happy.



The production value on the movie is beautiful with some gorgeous costumes and stunning sets. The acting ranges from adequate to good. And, the direction and editing is right on key.



Along the way I learned many important things like a chick with a dick (actually played a beautiful, real woman whose voice is hilariously overdubbed by a dude) can have a snake (literally!) like schlong, acupuncture needles can help you have hours upon hours of sex before coming (the girl involved in said scene, at your right, is my fav babe in the movie), and those with small dicks can get a dick transplant!



In the end, it all amounts to one of the year's most rightesouly fun and crazy movies. While, this movie would never be made by the US (a remake of this would be a true epic fail!), it is unquestionably THE best 3D release of the year. See it!



***1/2 out of ****

3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy

Title: 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy

Director: Christopher Suen

Writers: Stephen Shiu, Stephen Shiu, Jr., & Mark Wu

Cast: Hiro Hayama, Saori Hara, Lan Yan, Yonni Lui

Min: 129 min



Wei Yangsheng (Hiro Hayama) falls for the stunning Tie Yuxiang. He wins her hand in marriage, but the sex they have is poor as he cums too fast. He tries to find more sexual gratification, but ends up losing her. He is determined to find the ultimate sexual pleasure, one that he can use on her. But, soon he finds himself in a shitload of trouble from the film's main villain.



3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy was a huge hit in it's homeland of China, where it out-grossed Avatar. I have never seen and really have no desire to see that Cameron movie. But, this one I been wanting to see since I first heard about it. I attended a screening, in 3D, last night and greatly enjoyed it.



Despite being over 2 hours long, you never feel it. Honestly, I was shocked to find out how long it was. The movie is such an honest-to-god good time that it feels much, much shorter. The plot is much more involved than you may think this type of movie would have. I tried to keep the plot details to minimum cause I think it's best not know much about it before going in.



It has quite a bit of action, but it's also really funny. And, it seems to not take itself to seriously. That said, there are moments of rape, torture, and violence, that give the movie the type of edge that only Asian cinema could have. There are amputations, decapitation, castration, and bloody squibs to keep the plasma flowing.



The CGI is OK, but it honestly fits the feel of the movie. While, the 3D isn't as good as as say Final Destination 5 it does add tremendously to the fun of it. Seeing a close-up of jiggling boobs in 3D is quite the happy experience!



Which brings me to the big question: is it sexy? Well, hells yeah, it is! There is a plethora of absolutely beautiful Asian women. All of them get naked at some part in the film. No Asian-genre porno that I have ever seen has this amount of spectacular boobs, all natural, by the way. I'm sure there is some record for that this movie set. Throw in lots of sex and some lesbianism and your dick will be quite happy.



The production value on the movie is beautiful with some gorgeous costumes and stunning sets. The acting ranges from adequate to good. And, the direction and editing is right on key.



Along the way I learned many important things like a chick with a dick (actually played a beautiful, real woman whose voice is hilariously overdubbed by a dude) can have a snake (literally!) like schlong, acupuncture needles can help you have hours upon hours of sex before coming (the girl involved in said scene, at your right, is my fav babe in the movie), and those with small dicks can get a dick transplant!



In the end, it all amounts to one of the year's most rightesouly fun and crazy movies. While, this movie would never be made by the US (a remake of this would be a true epic fail!), it is unquestionably THE best 3D release of the year. See it!



***1/2 out of ****

Random Hotness XI: Art of the Hotness

I'm give you two hotness posts this month!! Why? Well for the following three reasons:

1. I have some cool stuff to report on a couple of these babes.

2. I love you guys and know how much you love these.

3. It's an excuse to post pics and vids of beautiful women. In other words, as if you needed another reason!



Enjoy!



Alison Haislip- Few blondes get as much love or coverage here as Attack of the Show's mega-cutie. While, I still wish they used her more often, one of my dreams has become a reality: She's appearing in Maxim!!! Now, I figured she would never do nudity, so unlike that horrible Olivia Munn Playboy, she went to where what she is willing to do, would fit well. The issue is next month's (I hope/ believe), but I already can't wait for it to come to my mailbox!!! Here is a video behind the scene of her photo-shoot:





Miko Lee- But, if you want much naughtier videos then you need not look an further than the beautiful Miko Lee. Miko's production company is busy with some really exiting projects. One of them being the vampire project that I interviewed Misti Dawn about a few months ago: Forbitten Lust. Here is the SFW trailer. I think it looks fucking awesome!



If you want to see the hardcore, NSFW trailer, go here: http://www.mikoleeproductions.com/index2.html

She also has Spartacus XXX which I been following online. They recently finished production on that, and it looks phenomenal, as well! It's directed by Marcus London and is not a parody! It is reported that they are taking it very seriously. Throw in an amazing cast and you have a porno that will surely be a winner. Both of these movies are two of my most hotly anticipated adult movies.







Grace Helbig- Getting back to Attack of the Show babes, I would like to declare my love for the beautiful and funny as hell Ms. Helbig. She's only recently begun doing reports for them, and she is fucking awesome!! She's also real fucking funny and sexy.

I love her youtube channel, and you best subscribe to it!!! Actually, it was after I saw one of the vids of her that she posted this week, that I officially declared my love for her (although, it is very possible that I had, in fact already done that, before!). Here is today's vid, as she puts up an Ikea kid shelf:





Mariah Milano- I have been on a Mariah Milano kick as of late? Why? Wait your really asking me that?! Seriously?! Just look at her!! She's PERFECT!!!

Mariah has such a sexy skin tone, beautiful and stunning eyes, gorgeous long black hair, sexy lips, great tits, and an ass that is a gift from heaven!!!

Anything I ever seen from her is hot as hell. According to her Twitter, she is showing a desire to go mainstream. Regardless, of where she goes or what she does, she will always be one of the most beautiful women, ever!

Ms. Milano, I love you!!!! Do you think you could do me the honor of being my wife? :)

Random Hotness XI: Art of the Hotness

I'm give you two hotness posts this month!! Why? Well for the following three reasons:

1. I have some cool stuff to report on a couple of these babes.

2. I love you guys and know how much you love these.

3. It's an excuse to post pics and vids of beautiful women. In other words, as if you needed another reason!



Enjoy!



Alison Haislip- Few blondes get as much love or coverage here as Attack of the Show's mega-cutie. While, I still wish they used her more often, one of my dreams has become a reality: She's appearing in Maxim!!! Now, I figured she would never do nudity, so unlike that horrible Olivia Munn Playboy, she went to where what she is willing to do, would fit well. The issue is next month's (I hope/ believe), but I already can't wait for it to come to my mailbox!!! Here is a video behind the scene of her photo-shoot:





Miko Lee- But, if you want much naughtier videos then you need not look an further than the beautiful Miko Lee. Miko's production company is busy with some really exiting projects. One of them being the vampire project that I interviewed Misti Dawn about a few months ago: Forbitten Lust. Here is the SFW trailer. I think it looks fucking awesome!



If you want to see the hardcore, NSFW trailer, go here: http://www.mikoleeproductions.com/index2.html

She also has Spartacus XXX which I been following online. They recently finished production on that, and it looks phenomenal, as well! It's directed by Marcus London and is not a parody! It is reported that they are taking it very seriously. Throw in an amazing cast and you have a porno that will surely be a winner. Both of these movies are two of my most hotly anticipated adult movies.







Grace Helbig- Getting back to Attack of the Show babes, I would like to declare my love for the beautiful and funny as hell Ms. Helbig. She's only recently begun doing reports for them, and she is fucking awesome!! She's also real fucking funny and sexy.

I love her youtube channel, and you best subscribe to it!!! Actually, it was after I saw one of the vids of her that she posted this week, that I officially declared my love for her (although, it is very possible that I had, in fact already done that, before!). Here is today's vid, as she puts up an Ikea kid shelf:





Mariah Milano- I have been on a Mariah Milano kick as of late? Why? Wait your really asking me that?! Seriously?! Just look at her!! She's PERFECT!!!

Mariah has such a sexy skin tone, beautiful and stunning eyes, gorgeous long black hair, sexy lips, great tits, and an ass that is a gift from heaven!!!

Anything I ever seen from her is hot as hell. According to her Twitter, she is showing a desire to go mainstream. Regardless, of where she goes or what she does, she will always be one of the most beautiful women, ever!

Ms. Milano, I love you!!!! Do you think you could do me the honor of being my wife? :)